Haunting

Is it possible to die of despair? The misery eating away at the insides of the body, slowing biting and chewing, making us feel anxious and harried. After the body, the soul will get eaten up, and maybe I wouldn't even be able to come back and haunt the people who have caused me this misery. That's a real bummer, it really is. If I could come back from the dead, and given a chance to haunt somebody till I get peace, I would jump at it.
Making weird swooshing sounds in their ears, and whispering non-sensible words right behind their shoulders would be so much fun. Driving them crazy, and making them go insane would be my MO. I would open their doors and windows, and everytime they get up and close it, I would open them right back as soon as they turn their backs. In the middle of the night, the 'bump' noises would be epic, and the tree-branch scratching at the window pane would be my master-piece. Dripping blood drops at random places in front of them, and making the disappear in a couple of seconds would scare the hell out of them. And of course, how can I forget the traditional 'boo'?
Moaning and moping around their house at midnight with chains trailing behind me, making big clunky noises is also on the top of my list. Making the shower head pour red-coloured water, and appearing in the mirror as my true self for just a flash would make them realize who's haunting them. And if the idiot still doesn't realize why I am haunting them, or maybe doesn't remember my face, I would try the whole white noise experience. Send them cryptic e-mails, and make their electronic gadgets dance to my tune, while the phone would be ringing off the hook. Or maybe snail-mail would also work to let them know.
After I've had all my fun, and they're on the brink of calling a ghost whisperer or a exorcist, I would walk into the Light, and be on my way.